Resolutions are meant to be forgotten - oops, we mean strictly adhered to. Every year we task ourselves with drawing up a list of things that we finally need to get done or sorted out. Once the list is made, we swear in the name of whatever power we believe in to strictly stick to it. But alas, if our convictions guided us for the better, the world would be a wonderful place. We bring you a list of 20 new year resolutions everyone makes but (almost) no one ever keeps!
"I'm probably gonna die of some kind of cancer anyway. Why bother with the lungs so much?"
“What? They have started Sex and The City reruns every day? I am sure I can catch up on gymming over the weekend.” Next weekend: “Oh god, EVERYTHING makes me look fat!”
"Umm. I’m not sure if I’m ready for such a big decision."
“This place has Happy Hours all day?!”
Yeah, consider that after downing five shots of Tequila.
“The obedient girl? Me? No way. Remember Ella Enchanted?”
“But that also means no salary. How on earth am I gonna pay the car EMI?”
“50% sale at Zara? Here I come!”
You: “Hello, I was just wondering if you had the time to consider my leave application.”
Boss: “And I am wondering why on earth are you bothered about that when the project deadline is two weeks later!”
Spotted: Farewell Party Album. “What? He is moving to London? What am I doing with my life? Wait, who’s that girl hanging from his neck in every second photograph?!”
“Where will I get the money to buy a Nook?”
"I cannot lose sleep over this."
“I know I should have never bought that dress. I looked hideous. I could just tell from everyone’s faces”
“What the f***!” (Oops)
“Yes, I have always wanted to play the guitar!” In three weeks: “Oh God, my fingers have scabs! The saxophone is way cooler.” In another two weeks: “Gosh, this is harder than exercising. I can barely hold my breath. Need to quit smoking.”
"Umm, doesn’t Maggi count?"
“Why on earth does everything need to happen early in the morning?”.
“Eh, how does it matter? I work all the time and have no social life, who will even find out if I continue living like a slob?”
“I have an obligation to my own sanity. Cupcakes over depression any day...”
Did no girl EVER!
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