We love them, we hate them but we can’t live without them. No we’re not talking about men, we’re talking about a beautiful pair of height-inducing, curve-enhancing heels. We all know the torture our feet go through on a long night out, stuffed into a pair of stilettos. Here are the thoughts that run through every girls mind while wearing heels
1. When You Put Them On
- My legs and butt look SO good! Time for a full-length selfie. Tonight is going to be EPIC!
2. 20 Minutes Later (On The Way To The Party)
- They feel so comfy when I’m sitting down. I hope there are enough chairs at the party to save my soles.
3. When You Reach The Party
- I hope everyone notices these new babies, I spent such a bomb on them. Oops, almost tripped! I hope nobody saw that.
4. After A Few Songs
- I’m having so much fun and I can’t believe how well I can dance in these. Do I look like JLo when I shake my booty like this?!
5. 3 Drinks Later
- Gosh, my toes are going a bit numb. Need more alcohol to dull the pain!
6. After Another Few Songs
- Oh god, I can’t take this anymore. My feet are killing me!! Why is the Ladies so far, I don’t know if I can walk till there.
7. In The Ladies Room
-Can I sit here for the rest of the night?! I don’t think my feet can take this trauma anymore.
8. Midnight - Kicking Off Your Shoes
-I can’t believe women actually survive in such shoes. How do models do this? I d I need to go barefoot for a while. Why didn’t I just wear flats?!
-Finally I can walk and dance without feeling like I’m walking on a bed of nails. But why is everyone towering over me now? :(
10. Scrambling To Retrieve Them
-I’ve spent 20 minutes finding my pretty shoes. Why is it so crowded in here, I just want to find them and go home. Oh there they are, under that chair in the corner.
11. Getting Home
-I don’t care how drunk my watchman thinks I look, holding my shoes in my hand and still not walking in a straight line. Can’t wait to put my feet up and pass out.
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