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25 Weird & Funny Thoughts EVERY Girl Has When She Turns 25!

25 Weird & Funny Thoughts EVERY Girl Has When She Turns 25!

To turn 25 can be a great thing! It can also be an age of great confusion and turmoil. But somehow we manage, we fight to see each day through. A woman has several weird thoughts when she turns 25, here are a few of them!

1. Sh*t. This is it man. Damn. The big 25. Wow. Crap.

2. I’m old now. Might as well start acting like it… Wait, does this mean I have to be a “proper” adult now?

3. But I’m not really old, right? 25 is still very young, no? Oh, whatever, I will convince myself that I’ll be young, bold and beautiful – forever

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3 turn 25

4. When did I even turn 25 though? Like, seriously. I haven’t done anything in life yet.

5. I was just learning how to be 24, damn it! And I didn’t even learn it right.

6. My mom was already married by the time she was 25. Hmm… And she still seems really happy that she did.

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6 turn 25

7. Should I get married soon too? Sharma ji ka beta does sound like a very nice boy.

8. Maybe I should, otherwise I might end up forever alone. Or I can have seven cats. YAY!

9. Am I what random kids call an “aunty” now? Oh please tell me that’s not true!

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9 turn 25

10. But I can legally drink everywhere now! Isn’t this suppose to be the best year ever?!

11. Should I even attempt to drink like an 18 year old though? Probably not.

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12. Do my folks think I’m still a kid? They probably do. They still call their 40 year old siblings a kid.

12 turn 25

13. Can I still be a goofball occasionally? Because, really, I don’t think I can help it much.

14. Am I useless at life if I don’t know how to cook yet? Probably. Ughh, stupid aloo sabzi is keeping me from being an independent, self sustaining woman.

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15. The doctors said period cramps would stop by now. Maybe it’s just my body. Clearly it is *not* a wonderland.

15turn 25

16. So this is what a quarter-life crisis feels like, huh? Every damn day the thought of it follows me like an evil shadow.

17. Oh, f*ck it. Bring it on, crisis!! I’ll show you what I’m made of.

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18. No, actually, don’t “bring it”. I can’t fight you. I can barely still fight my yawns when people are talking to me.

18 turn 25

19. Am I the only one who is perpetually exhausted? Why me then? Always? WTH?

20. I need to go cry for no reason. Is this year going to be a constant PMS phase? Oh look, a kitten gif. *Cries again*

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21. I’m just lost a little in life. It’ll be okay. It will. I gotta have some faith.

21 turn 25

22. But WHEN exactly will it be okay? Just for five minutes, everyday? Better make the most of it.

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23. Why am I putting on weight without even eating anything? This never happened before. My body is betraying me!!

24. I will start working out tomorrow. I swear it!

24 turn 25

25. I’m fabulous the way I am. (Or, at least, I can pretend to be until I actually am!)

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27 Sep 2016

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