Um, well. This is going to be a bit difficult. Not because it’s tough for us to talk about masturbating…no, that’s not it. Other than when face to face with our girlfriends, we’re so not shy about this topic. But trying to put in words what we really think about when we’re doing it? Hmm…
The thoughts that lead up to it…
1. Hmm, I have nothing to do…
2. I’m kinda horny, though.
3. I don’t think anyone else is at home either.
4. Maybe I should just get myself off!
The thoughts we have during…
5. Cool, that’s decided. Let’s watch some porn.
6.Ugh, why do I always forget to reduce the volume?
7.Hmm, this is more fun than that video game.
8.And so relaxing…
9. I did lock the door, right?
10.Yeah, yeah, I definitely did.
11. Wow… I WISH I was having sex right now
12. Why isn’t my girlfriend here?
13. Well, at least this takes less time.
14. Damn it, where are the tissues?!
The thoughts we have after…
15. Hmm, I have nothing to do…
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