If you wear kajal regularly, we’re pretty sure you almost never step out of the house without it on. You may not have had the time to put on sunscreen or get that messy bun right, but that trusty kajal swipe is almost always there. So on those rare occasions when you’re not wearing kajal, we’re pretty sure you get bizarre looks and comments from the people you meet.
Here are some of the WTF things we’ve heard on days when we’ve decided to give the kajal a miss.
1. Why do you look so sleepy?!
Maybe because you’re boring me. *yawn*
2. Are you sick?
No, but you just might make me.
3. OMG! You look *so* different.
Really? It’s not like I’ve gone bald or something.
4. Wow, your dark circles are getting worse
Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately ….
5. Have you been crying? Is something wrong?
Other than the fact that you’re annoying me, no, nothing is wrong,
6. You actually look nice without kajal! Very natural.
Thanks! The Beauty IS natural.
7. It’s so nice that you aren’t worried about your looks at all.
Actually, yes that IS nice!
8. Did you just get back from the gym or something?
Wow you must think I barely ever sweat!!
9. Are you hungover?
No. But I’m hungry, and you’re in my way.
10. I never noticed how small your eyes are.
Well, now you do! See how I’m glaring at you with my small eyes?
11. Do you want to borrow my kajal?
Do you want to borrow my brain?
12. Were you running late? Is that why you forgot to apply kajal?
I’m sorry you missed the memo, but I’m not *actually* answerable to you
13. Have you showered today?
Why? Do I smell worse than you?!
14. Your eyes are so pretty, you don’t actually need to use kajal all the time.
Why, thank you.
15. Don’t you feel naked without kajal?
No, do you?
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